living with my new mom got really weird. first she put lipstick on me, then put me in dolly clothes, then she got a razor and said "time to shave" under your arms and leggs.

me being a male WABBITT i like my furry body

I want to go home (not the UK with him) but the desert where i belong. i'll put up with dodginh cars and snakes and the heat. it beats being dressed in dolly clothes

Lord Ronald (the one and only Wabbitt)