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Obviously inebriated, a guy walks out of a bar and into the parking lot, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you, young man?"

"Yesh you can. Shombody shtole my car!" the guy replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last time you saw it?"

The guy tells him, "It was at the end of this key."

About this time the cop looks down and notices that the guy's fly is open and his private part is being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

The guy looks down woefully and moans, "Oh my God... they got my girl too!"
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