One day, while going to the store, I passed by an assisted living facility. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a touch unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same assisted living facility with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity and perhaps a bit of concern got the best of me, so I went inside to talk to the Assisted Living Facility Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes. They're having a yard sale.'
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