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The state trooper signals to a driver to pull his car over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically.

He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

Looking inside the car, the trooper notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor.

He asks driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The trooper tells him, "It is not! It's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Praise the Lord! You have done it again!"
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