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The Chip Board Archive 18

A woman's joke.

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy,

middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could

not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies
for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky,
for $20.00... On one condition….

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You
have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
her address.. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully
said...

'Clean my house.'


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