Maria, a Mexican maid, asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Your husband said so...”
Wife: “Oh?”

Maria: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Your husband did, Senora.”
Wife: “Oh.”

Maria: “My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife (Really furious now): “Did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”

SHE GOT THE RAISE.
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