"before he taped the box shut
Im looking forward to Splashbar IV but I dont really remember anything about last year. What is Splashbar? Is that where the drunks like Shoop and Smorse hang out? Will that fat guy be there on his scooter this year? Is he going to be doing stunts again this year.
Im supposed to arrive in Vegas on Friday. Staying at Uncle Gene's for a few days. I might have to slip out and cause some trouble while Dad's busy and not looking. "