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A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when their car went out of control and crashed. Both were transported to the hospital in and out of consciousness.

The husband awoke, to find his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bedside.

He immediately asked about his wife and his brother replied: "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both of you were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" With trepidation he asked, "Well, what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."

Very relieved the husband said, "That's a very pretty name! What did you name my son?"

The brother replied, "Denephew."
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