Sell me a rifle and I pay shipping. Easy? Roll out the EBRs. Evil Black Rifles to the uninitiated.

Do you have any assault rifles I read about in the news? You know the kind with baby-seeking bullets you can spray from the hip? Or how about the kind that you shoot and it levels a whole school 2 miles away?

I already have the .50 caliber BMG that can knock helicopters out of the sky.

Obama - Vote for Change; it's all you'll have left in your pocket.