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Little Davy watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the nearby woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Auntie Jane in a passionate embrace.

Little Davy found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane.”

Mommy said nothing and Little Davy was encouraged to continue: “I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then..."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Davy, this is really such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked Davy to tell his story.

Davy started: "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Auntie Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Auntie Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Auntie Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Auntie Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Billy used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

At this point, Mommy fainted!
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