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A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to Lottery Headquarters to claim it and the lottery agent verifies her ticket number.

She tells him, "I want my $20 million."

The agent replied, "No, madam. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."

The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."

Again, the agent explains that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

Furious with the agent and close to tears, the blonde screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"
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