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It was this little girl's first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was.

She replied, "Happy Butt."

The teacher said, "Honey, I don't think that's your name, that must be a nickname. What is your real name?

Again she replied, "Happy Butt."

"We need to go to the principal's office and get this straightened out." said the teacher.

So they went to the principal's office and he asked the little girl, "What's your name?"

And the little girl replied, "Happy Butt."

The principal called the girl's mother to get it straightened out once and for all.

After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, "Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt."

The girl then exclaimed, "Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what's the difference?" She continued, "I just think Happy Butt sounds better in public."
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