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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for three of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you can survive."
They open the door and the four of them look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and shouts "God Save The Queen!" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and yells, "Viva La France!" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo!" He then grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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NCR • Friday Humor... 
