Keep in mind this supposedly did happen. This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office to another position.

Okay... So this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I hep you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What you want on 'dis cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne and underneath that We will miss you."