Do I need one of those erectile dysfunction pills or something?"
"Don't get ahead of yourself, Mr. Chipper," said the doctor calmly. "Come back tomorrow with your wife and I'll see what I can do."
The next day Mr. Chipper returned with his wife.
The doctor looked at the wife and said, "Mrs. Chipper, please take off all your clothes. Now turn around. Now the other way. Now lie down, please. Now roll over. I see. Okay, thank you. You may get dressed now."
The doctor took Mr. Chipper aside.
"Mr. Chipper, you're in perfect health. She doesn't do anything for me either!"
Dwight
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