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grin NCR • Sunday Humor...

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The Rev. Hollingsworth was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn 365: Shall We Gather at the River."

Smile... Life is too short not to! If this brightened your day don't let it stop here... Pass it on with a smile. Keep spreading the Cheer. See you at the River!


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