A woman and a man in different cars are involved in an accident together on a snowy, cold Monday morning. It's really a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman."

The man continued his rant...

The woman said, "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this must be a sign! But you're still at fault... women shouldn't be allowed to drive."

The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely it is a sign that we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

The man nods his head in agreement. She hands the bottle to the man, he opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back in, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY: When the occasion warrants, women can be clever, evil b!tches. Don't mess with us.
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