A man was in the produce section of a local grocery store when he spotted a very attractive blonde and she looked very familiar. He followed her for a while and he was sure he knew her but could not place just where so finally he came up next to her and asked, “Excuse me, but you look very familiar. Where do I know you from?”
She replied with a smile, “You are the father of one of my kids!”
Shocked, he thought hard and exclaimed, “So YOU are the girl I had sex with at the bachelor party with on the pool table and everyone was cheering on!”
She replied, “No, I’m your son’s homeroom teacher at the elementary school.”