I went to the Social Security office to apply for
> Social Security.
> The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
> license to verify
> my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
> left my wallet at
> home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I
> would have to go home
> and come back later.
>
> The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
> She said "That
> silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and
> she processed
> my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the
> Social Security office. She said, "You should have
> dropped your
> pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
>
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