Divorce, Custody, and Pepsi Cola

A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a
local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the
judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she
should retain custody of them.

The man also wanted custody of his children, so
the judge asked for his side of the story.

After a long moment of silence, the man rose from
his chair and replied:

"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending
machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the
machine?"