As I've been since yesterday when I got this from my mailbox, I am at a loss for words. I'll let these scans of the front and back of the USPS-direct envelope I received yesterday, tell the tale:

I'm cross-posting this to homepokertourney.com, chiptalk.net, and thechipboard.com, not just to share the ridiculously useless contents of this envelope (and the touching personal message from My Postmaster), but also because its condition leaves me clueless as to its origins. I assume that this was a chip or something poker-related; and most likely, it came from someone in one of these three forums. But there's no return address or discernible postmark, and since I don't recognize the writing, I don't know who sent it. Whomever that was, thanks for the effort. I'm sure it was a lovely item before the post office ate it.