Q: Where can women over the age of 60 find younger, sexy men who are Interested in them?
A : Try a bookstore under Fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the base ment. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A : Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting wrinkles every time you walk by a mirror?
A : Take off your glasses. (This really does work.)

Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A : Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60+ year olds look for eye glasses?
A : On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year olds when they enter Antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember." says Archie
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