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One day mother was out and dad was in charge. The little daughter was maybe two and a half years old.

Someone had given her a little tea set as a gift and it was one of her favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and brother was playing nearby in the living room when the sweet little girl brought Daddy a little cup of tea, which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the little girl bring him a cup of tea, because it was just the cutest thing.

Mom waited, and sure enough, down the hall she comes with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then Mom says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet?"