Credit for this one goes to Beef, a witty gentleman who lives southeast...

Benny the Boozer leaves the bar, hoping he can get home early enough so as not to annoy his wife for his drinking after work.

He arrives home and finds his boss in bed with his wife.

Later, back at the bar, Benny tells Buddy, the bartender, the story.

"Wow!" exclaims Buddy. "That's awful. What did you do?"

"Well," says Benny, "I carefully snuck back out the door, and hightailed it back here... Hell, they we're just getting started, so I figured, I've got time for a couple more beers."
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