One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the
> neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one
> of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in
> the driveway His wonder was cut short by Bob, the
> homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and
> liquor bottles.
>
> "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party
> last night," the UPS man comments.
>
> Bob, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it
> Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like
> moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about
> fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for
> some weekend fun and it got a bit wild. Hell, we all
> got so drunk around midnight that we started playing
> WHO AM I."
>
> The UPS man thinks a moment and says, "How do you play
> WHO AM I?"
>
> "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out
> one at a time with a sheet covering us, with only our
> 'privates' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then
> the women try to guess who it is."
>
> The UPS man laughs and says, "Damn, I'm sorry I missed
> that."
>
> "Probably a good thing you did," Bob responded. "Your
> name came up seven times..
>
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