HE HAD A FRIGHTFUL NIGHTMARE.....
by Beauregard Carlton Peckinpah, III
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed,
and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling,
and I discovered that I am a Negro,
and I'm circumcised!

Quickly I jumped up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to
find my driver’s license photo and it was that same color. Black.

I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.

But it's a wheelchair!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!

I said to myself, aloud, "This is impossible.
It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth," whispers someone from behind me.

I turn around, and it's my Boyfriend.

Just what I needed!

I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.

Oh, my God...
Black, Jewish, disabled, gay,
with a Mexican boyfriend,
drug addict, and HIV positive!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair,
and Oh, noooooo... I'm Bald!

The telephone rings. It's my brother.

He is saying,
"Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out,
take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing.
Get a job you worthless piece of crap... any job."

Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo...
Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend,
are a drug addict, HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan.

But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang up.

It's then I realize I only have one hand!

With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty town full of cardboard and tin houses!
There is trash everywhere.

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker... Pacemaker?

Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend,
a drug addict, HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,
an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me,
"Sweetiepie, my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided
who you are going to vote for in the Primary?
Obama, Hillary, Or That Boy With All The Hair Spray ?

Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted,
Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed,
lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, oh dear God.....
please don't tell me I'm a Democrat !

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