A republican and a democrat have a heated argument, and the democrat storms out of the building to cool off. There on the curb sits a kid playing with a pile of sh*t. The democrat asks him what he's doing and the kid replies "Making a republican". The democrat thinks this is just hilarious, so he goes back into the building and comes out a minute later with his republican adversary. Again, the democrat asks the kid what he's doing with the sh*t, and again the kid replies "making a republican". As the democrat is laughing at this, the republican asks the kid why he can't be making a democrat, and the kid says "Not enough sh*t"