Tourist - $5
Broiled Missionary - $10.00
Fried Explorer - $15.00
Politicians: Baked Democrat , Grilled Republican or Fried Independent - $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shi!t, it takes all morning."
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