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WINE VERSUS POOP ncr

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
Water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
Have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum,
Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
Process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
And be full of sh!t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
A public service.

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