"I was watching a rerun of the World Series of Poker on a widescreen TV when I was approached by a large black man. He was over 6 feet tall and close to 300 lbs...."
How do we know that YOU aren't a six foot tall, close to 300 pounds, large black man that we should all be afraid of "who has friends that will visit people's houses in the middle of the night?"
Hey!! Leave Shoop Out Of This 
