A woman visits her butcher to buy a chicken and upon asking the butcher to show her a nice chicken he goes in the back and returns with his last chicken of the day which was kind of skinny and didn't really look all that good. When the woman didn't like how the chicken looked and asked to see another, the butcher took the chicken in the back and tried to fluff it up so it would look plump. Then, when he returned to the counter with the same chicken, he explained to the woman that this is the only other chicken he had left. She looked at it and said "well, I guess it'll just have to do... but I tell you what, since they're the last two you have I'll take them both."

JB