At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence;
"Well, stop clapping your f***ing hands then!"

I was only making a point that this is ONLY a joke and wasn't real story.

Sorry Archie, I didn't want you to delete your post.

Now for a really funny joke.....How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightblub.....Just kidding.