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Beef, a witty gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...
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A blonde named Darla had applied for a job, and when she returned home,
her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."

Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"

"No", replied Darla, "but right on the application it said Vacation time may not be taken until you've had your first anniversary."