He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, "Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"

Mama takes a deep breath... "What did you call it, Jake?"

"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!"

And, so it does... "A f r i c a n Elephant"

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?
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