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Abie, a rather shy and retiring gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...
For My Democratic Friends: (Both of you!)
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year beginning the upcoming January 1st and ending the successive December 31st, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.
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For My Republican Friends: (the masses)
We wish you a very Merry Christmas and prosperous New Year, and may God bless you and your family richly in the coming year!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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