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A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving from the opposite direction on the same road.

When they narrowly pass each other, the woman rolls down her window and loudly yells, "HORSE!"

Immediately, the man shouts back, "B!TCH!"

The man then laughs. He is proud of himself to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road while still maintaining his speed.

Moral of the story:

Men seldom listen, and on those rare occasions when they do, they never understand one word a woman says to them.
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