Lottie, that rather adventuresome lady from out west sent this Redneck poem...

Susie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.

Pappy told her, Susie Gal,
You'll have to find another
I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother.

So Susie put aside her Joe
Then planned to marry Will
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, there's trouble still.

You can't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell yo' mother
But Will and Joe, and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother.

But Mama knew and said, my child,
Just do what makes yo' happy
Marry Will or marry Joe
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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