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I've never attended a convention, but I can tell you that Splashbar, quite simply, is a state of mind.

Splashbar, is presided over by its resident guru, leader or spiritual head Mr. Splashbar, Brian Splashbar, Big Daddy Splashbar, Professor Splashbar - a rose by any other name - but I digress...

All that and the good professor hails from Massachusetts. We're talking perfection here.

I think that about covers it...
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