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The Chip Board Archive 17

grin NCR · Monday Humor (Mature)...

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A man went to a dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled.

The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.

"I can't do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.

"No," - the patient says, - "I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a V!agra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow – I didn't know V!agra worked as a pain pill!"

"It doesn't," - said the dentist - "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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