The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.
"I can't do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No," - the patient says, - "I am fine with pills".
The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a V!agra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow – I didn't know V!agra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't," - said the dentist - "but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."
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