... I was working at my desk with the news on and must apologize for lack of details here but the jest of the story was a man was running from police for car theft jumped into a canal or pond to get away. There were signs "BEWARE LIVE ALLIGATORS" posted... he got away from the police but NOT the alligators! Yes, he was eaten and they are looking for the alligator that 'has the rest of him' .....

I think they want to "Deputize" the Alligator

Talk about your DUMB criminals!