You always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...

>From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple
who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car
in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts
into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly
put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On
regaining to her feet, she looked acros s the hood and found herself staring
at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have eleven stitches in his forehead.