*A small zoo in West Virginia obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
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>> Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to
>> handle.
>> Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla
>> was in heat.
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>> To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
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>> Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee
>> Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal
>> cages. Bobby Lee, like some rednecks, had little sense but possessed
>> ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.
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>> The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
>> approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
>> gorilla for $500.00?
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>> Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
>> matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would
>> accept their offer, but only under five conditions:
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>> "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The
>> Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
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>> "Second", he said, "She must wear a ' Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt."
>> The keeper again readily agreed to this con dition.
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>> "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper
>> again readily agreed to this condition.
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>> "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
>> Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
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>> "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
>> $500.00.*
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