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beaches in Montero Bay , Jamaica . They never argued and their domestic
Tranquility had long been legendary. People would say: "What a
Peaceful & loving couple".
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
Long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America
Explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona and took a
Trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
Far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said: "That's once." We
Proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my
Wife quietly said: "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the
Horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver
From her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her: "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
Poor animal like that, Are you crazy?"
She looked at ME, and quietly said: "That's once."
And from that moment ... We have lived happily every after
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