One day Hillary Clinton accidentally tripped and fell off a bridge into the cold water below. Three 10 year old boys were playing along the river and saw her fall in so they all jumped in and dragged him to shore.
Hillary was so thankful that he told each of them, "Boys, you just saved the future President of the United States and each of you deserve a reward. You guys just name it."

The first boy says, "I want to go to Disneyland!" "I'll take you there myself in Air Force One!" exclaims Hillary.

The second boy says, "I want a brand new pair of autographed Nike Air Jordan's." "I'll buy them for you myself," says Hillary.

"And I want a motorized wheelchair with a stereo built into it with custom speakers" the third boy says.

Hillary looks at the boy and says, "But, son, you don't look like you are handicapped to me."

The boy replies, "I'm going to be when my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"