I urgently needed a few days off work. But I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted Crazy, then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down from the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was "crazy" and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of God are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and began to walk out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...and where do you think you're going?"

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She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!"