A man was in his back yard, trying to fly a kite.

He threw the kite up in the air, the wind caught it for a few seconds, then it came crashing back down to earth.

He tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opened the window and yelled to him, "You need a piece of tail."

With a confused look on his face, he turned and said to her, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite."
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