A young Native American boy speaks to his mother with a strange look on his face. "Say, Mom, why is my older brother named Mighty Storm?"

She replied, "That is because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

He then asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She responded, "Why, it was because she was conceived in a cornfield."

He asked, "And why is my other sister named Moon child?

She told him, "Well, because the Moon landing was being televised."

The mother paused, and asked, "Can you tell me, Torn Rubber, why you are so full of questions today?"
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