I'm table 94 !!!! I'll be able to tell people: "To find my table, go to the furthest point....on the far side of the room. Mine will be the spot that requires the highest number of steps to walk to."
However, I'm a glass is half full kinda guy. The way I see it, if there's a fire, I'm going to be the first one out !!
I'm going to make arrangements for Aaron to offer a taxi ride service!