I know better than to click on Tom's post, as I know what's lurking inside it.
That said....

As much as I dislike NY these days, there is still a lot of history and culture here...I do like the museums in Chicago, but that's a conversation for another time.

"Mike is kinda like the birds who land on the hippos in the river."

Do you really want to go there? Hey, I always get along with the chubby ones....that's my MO. (and people with bird names....oh, never mind)

I'll tell you one thing- if I don't get my stupid squid chip in August, no one will be getting you any snacks at the food court....I'll see to that!
MP