He makes fun of the Chicago Personal by calling it the squid chip. Further evidence that Chicago surpasses "brooklyn" as a bastion of art appreciation. The piece he refers to is called the Flamingo and sits in fromt of the major Art Musuem in Chicago.

Mike is kinda like the birds who land on the hippos in the river. He flutters around the full size guys (like you, me, and ralph) and when he lands somewhere, he peck peck pecks. We don't eat him beause he so darn cute (especially in his merlin dress plummage or when he wears that drag outfit) and is handy to have around.

Maybe keeping him busy with the conventions of the future will help him find a voice, he is so shy. I'm waiting to see you drive that Austrailian squid (that was the size of a "bus"), into brooklyn for him.